YOU’RE JUST A PAIN

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Uninvited
Yet unperturbed,
You just walk in
With an air of importance,
Rude,
That’s what you are.


You take centre stage,
Never earning it,
Pushing my buttons
Like a five year old,
Full of demands,
Always having your way,
You’re an unmitigated pain.


You leave me squinting
As though I were staring at the
Insides of the sun at 12pm,
Bringing traffic to a standstill
As though life revolves around you.


You’re beyond reason,
A menace coupled with
An abundance of bad timing,
No different from a junkie,
Always looking to get a fix.


Excuse me,
Don’t mean to be a bother,
Can I please get an aspirin?
This headache’s killing me.